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As great as fluff is, I’m a more straightforward kind of gal.

Instead of writing a dramatic dissertation on my life story, I’ll just give you some fun facts.

Fun facts

My Snazzy Headshot

As a Christmas present for my mom, my sisters and I got those awkward, 80s style family photos taken at JC Penny.
A little Photoshop and a few doodles later, this pic got repurposed as my professional headshot.
wolf enthusiast

As a kid, I volunteered at a place in Battleground, Indiana called Wolf Park. I fed wolves, made “enrichment” toys, and had the opportunity to play with the wolf pups one summer.
Unfortunately, I have no photos of the pups so here is a picture of me looking like an absolute stud instead.
Drag Connoisseur

I love all things drag, specifically Trixie Mattel.
Sometimes for fun, I will do drag makeup and go out to do random things.
Here is a pic of me at Taco Bell.
My kid

This is Kody.
I picked him out when he popped out on Facetime. He was the third puppy born. 3 is my lucky number.
Bada bing, bada boom… Kody.
My Personal Hell

In high school, my friend Jacob tricked me into working at Ali Industries in Fairborn, OH packaging sandpaper sponges in an assembly line.
He got fired 3 days after I got hired and I was stuck there for 9 months of my life I’ll never get back.
Cigarette Sign Collector

Don’t know how it got started but I collect vintage cigarette signs.
No, I don’t smoke.
Yes, they look freaking sick on my wall.